by Peter H Frank | Dec 18, 2013 | Business, Media |

I was told I should put more photos in my posts. So here you go. It’s got nothing to do with what I wrote, but I hope you like it.
Ooops. It seems I was mistaken yesterday when I wrote that short item on Facebook about the brains behind F64’s successful PR stunt a few days ago – the one that involved lying to the press when the photo retailer announced it was being sold to a foreign investor. (It was to Santa Claus, it later yucked.)
I apologize. So for all my faithful readers, let me write a correction. And while I’m at it, let me ask you all a rhetorical question: Just how perverse can things get here? (Wait, I’ll show you.)
Now, I was under the impression that F64 acted without a professional PR agency when it pulled that mindless stunt. It must have, I thought. Apparently, I was wrong – as I’m told the press release was issued by some firm called 2activePR here in Bucharest.
Of course, I would never want to suggest that these specialists must be a bunch of juvenile nincompoops to think that tricking reporters, embarrassing them, and wasting their time was a good idea. No. (You think any press is good press? Ask Tylenol or Wendy’s about that one.) In fact, the PR agency’s stated “vision” on its website reads in part that it specializes in “maintaining and enhancing corporate reputation in the eyes of clients, employees, analysts and the media.” At least with the media, I do believe in this case the agency fully succeeded in “enhancing” F64’s reputation – if, in fact, this result was the reputation the company was seeking.
But wait, that’s not the only reputation that has been enhanced here. I’m also told that while reporters were suckered into coming to the fake news conference, the members of the press were all given stuffed animals and cameras – as a gift you understand, as a token of appreciation, as an expression of heartfelt thanks, as an adorable little lagniappe, as – well, I don’t know, what would you call it? I know what I call it. And, I’m told, when they found out they had all gathered there as part of a joke, no one in the press stood up, objected, and told them where to put their cameras. (I suppose if I got a free teddy bear, making a fool of me would be quickly forgiven also.)
And then, just in case you still have your lunch, the retailer announced that all this had been for a good cause (oh my goodness, this is the Sensiblu Foundation all over again) because the store has a place for customers to bring toys and clothes for poor children.
Hey, I’d like to enhance an idea also. Why don’t the reporters put their pencils away, fill the poor kids’ boxes with the stuffed animals and cameras they were just given (maybe some did), thank the retailer and agency for wasting their time and insulting their professional ethics (even if you don’t have any, doesn’t it insult you that people look at you and assume that you don’t?), and then everybody can go home, celebrate Christmas and pretend they’re professionals.
Happy Holidays.
by Peter H Frank | Apr 5, 2013 | Business, Media |
I am against child abuse. You should be, too. But I’m not sure you are. Not enough anyway.
And I want you to care. So to get you to care, I will soon publish photos. Photos of children with disfigured faces, beaten until they are bloodied, swollen and broken. Children with limbs that are twisted and snapped. Children with burns and unthinkable scars across their bare bodies. Children who’ve been tortured, maybe a few who are dead.
And if that doesn’t do it, I’ll tell you they deserved it. They misbehaved and spoke back. They were messy or noisy or they just didn’t listen. And I say that’s what you do to children like that.
Are you with me so far? Did I get your attention? Now do you care?
Ok, don’t be too worried. The photos aren’t real. I created them on my computer. But I’m not going to tell you that. Because I want you to care. I need you to care. And so you can care, I first need your attention.
Here’s the best part:
Now that I’ve done that, now I want you to trust me. Because I’m here to be trusted. I came here to help. I want you to call me. Maybe give me some money. Of course, you can trust me. Why wouldn’t you trust me?
Sure, I just tricked you. Falsely provoked your emotions. Manipulated your feelings. (Oh, that was so easy.) But wasn’t it worth it? It was for a good cause. My intentions were good. And now that it’s done and I have your attention, I promise you can trust me. (Until maybe, that is, I do it again. But only if I need to. Because I want you to care. And I’m not sure that you do.)
For those of you who missed it, this is, in essence, what the Sensiblu Foundation did a month ago on March 8, Women’s Day. Except the issue was not children, but violence against women. Domestic violence. A serious, heinous, and unacceptable crime and one that happens all too often everywhere.
To get your attention, to get you to care, it seems the foundation hired a bunch of misguided (to put it kindly) advertising people who came up with the idea of arranging (secretly) to have a couple guys call Radio Guerrilla during a program (that the agency set up) on domestic violence and fake their support for beating up women, saying things like women needed it, or sometimes deserved it. (Can’t you almost hear the giggling in the background?)
But that’s just the first step. Then the next day, ProTV broadcast a news story about the controversy that the radio program generated. In the story, it included information from the Sensiblu Foundation about the fact that it offers support and programs for these women who are beaten. (Isn’t it great?)
Finally, the foundation, four days later, admitted the whole thing – including this precious nugget from Sorana Somesan, a senior copywriter at the advertising agency, G2 Romania, that dreamed this up:
“The way we implemented the campaign, live at Guerrilla in the Morning, generated revolted reactions both from listeners and online. That was exactly what we wanted.” (Yes, and of course, they had also considered using photos.)
“Everyone was disturbed. Perfect! This is the first step towards changing the attitude related to this phenomena that is perceived as a sad normality that one chooses to ignore.”
To which, I think, the only appropriate response is: WHAT!? Are you JOKING?! Are we in the eighth grade?! You have committed one of the most egregious examples of a corporate brand manipulating public opinion and then lying and you think that’s great? (Or maybe “super awesome” is a more apt expression here.)
Now, I was not going to write about this. Really. I was going to let it go. It’s been weeks since it happened. I’m not in Hyde Park. I don’t need a soapbox to sermonize and I have no desire to start a movement. I like Sensiblu. I like the stores. The people are nice. The stores are well-stocked. I think they do a good job. I shop there a lot. Well, I did anyway.
Because since this happened, I can’t shake the ugly feeling that this disgusting and ignorant campaign has created in me. Yes, it got my attention. That’s for sure. And now I find there is something about the brand Sensiblu that resonates in me with unease. Now when I see their signs and commercials, lying and trickery are the first words in my head. Yep, that got my attention. It certainly did. And you did change my attitude. And now you know what it is? I don’t want to shop there.
To put it simply: Sensiblu, you owe us all an apology.
Let’s be clear. This is not an issue about a failure in media ethics, using the news to plant a fake story. That’s bad enough.
No, this is a question of failing corporate ethics and a manipulation that, at heart, abuses our trust. You see, at some point companies have to recognize they cannot do whatever they want. They cannot play with us that much. They do indeed have a responsibility. And they are culpable when mistaken. There is, finally, a limit to their games. They can play with us a bit. We allow that. It’s called effective marketing. Messaging. Positioning. We permit that.
But it’s a delicate game. Don’t play with our trust. And all of you involved have gone way too far.
I do understand that A&D Pharma, which owns Sensiblu, might never have been told of this asinine campaign beforehand. But the fact is it’s their name on the door, Sensiblu, whether for the shops or the foundation. It comes back to them. And they have not said a word. I know. I asked.
Indeed, asking just made it worse. I emailed six simple questions to A&D Pharma’s media office in the middle of Tuesday afternoon with a clearly stated deadline of close of business Wednesday. In essence, I wanted to know what the Sensiblu company thought about this.
Within an hour or two, there was evidence the foundation was notified. Yet it was not until well after 6 p.m. the next day, on Wednesday evening, that I received a response – not from the company press office but from Cristina Horia, the executive director of the Sensiblu Foundation. In an email, she thanked me for my interest and asked me a series of questions apparently to understand me better. She wanted, she said, to be certain to give me the “appropriate information” depending on my audience. Oh, and because of the “large number” of questions, they could not meet my stated deadline, which had already passed.
No, I concluded, they don’t understand. I responded Thursday morning that in my opinion the “appropriate information” from them would be “simple, honest answers” and I wasn’t sure how different audiences would affect that. And, I added, six questions, in my many years in journalism and corporate communications, was never considered a large number.
But mostly what I wanted to tell them was that these types of games – waiting past the next day’s deadline and responding to my questions with questions of their own – seemed to be part of the same misguided approach that led to their problems in the first place. By the way, Ms. Horia, given a new deadline Thursday, was never heard from again.
Similarly, an attempt to talk to G2 Romania didn’t fare much better. Reached during a meeting yesterday afternoon, G2’s Creative Director, Mihai Fetcu, assured me he would return the call later. He never did. (Does the press here usually tolerate this stuff?)
So given these responses, or lack thereof, let me attempt to explain this again. I’ll try to keep it simple:
It is wrong to start a fire and create a quick panic all in the name of building support for the fire department.
Understand? Trickery, deceit, alarm – those are the tactics of children and the ignorant. Ms. Somesan at G2, the agency, was further quoted in the press release as saying: “This is the first step towards changing the attitude related to this phenomena…” To this I respond: “No, my dear. You have set back your cause by cheapening it with a tasteless trick and a lie.”
If it was just to raise public awareness, your agency, I would suggest, has a distorted sense of what is justified. Because only marketers who have lost sight of their basic responsibility would do something like this. The agency brief might have said “Get Us Attention!” but the responsibility goes further, always, to safeguard the brand trust. Besides, the irony is we were so gullible to your trick precisely because we DO know it happens and we DO know there are imbeciles and apes who still think it’s ok.
The fact is you could have run naked through the streets with a sign on your head (which, by the way, would have been at about an equal level of sophistication), and you would have received the same momentary gawking attention, but without the long-lasting negative impact on the company and the brand.
But obviously, we disagree. I found this to be a disgusting, easy, adolescent manipulation of people’s emotions on a very serious issue that needs to be dealt with like an adult. You thought it was “perfect.”
So what, I wonder, will some agency or foundation think up next? Pretend, with fake photos and a news story, that there was a horrific car crash so that the issue of safe driving is raised and someone can announce a program for driver safety? How about an urgent report that thousands of children have been suddenly struck with a terrible disease in Bucharest so someone can promote a program of child wellness? Maybe they should go on the radio and talk about the benefits of rape, or perhaps the joy that is found in the organized killing of some minority, or how much fun it is to steal babies. Then their client can come to the rescue and remind people they have a program to stop it.
The simple fact is we did not need you to manufacture some phony controversy to make violence against women important. There is nothing fake about it. There is a very sad and dangerous reality out there of women being beaten. It is indeed a serious problem, a very serious problem, which is all the more reason you do not play with it. No matter what you believe the benefit will be.
So instead of provoking rock-and-roll listeners, you might consider provoking the police, the judges, and the politicians to take this more seriously. Now there is something that might be effective.
I don’t know if that would work. I do know, however, that if you spent a little more time thinking things through and considering the repercussions of your actions, you might come up with a better and more honest way to get our attention. And our help. Because if you want us to care honestly and deeply, then it requires you to be honest and deeply genuine with us. What sort of concern will we have if we are tricked into caring?
You said you wanted to generate “revolted reactions.” But everyone knows it is not difficult to upset people. There are many photos you can fake and lies you can tell to disturb us. We’re easy that way. Thankfully. Our emotions are quick and human and real. The question is have you motivated anyone with your cheap trick? Is that an effective teaching tool? Did your charade truly further your cause?
No, I say you did it a disservice, because the next time there is controversy about the need for public support to fight domestic violence, I among many others, I suppose, will wonder if it was staged, merely and cynically to provoke a response. In other words, I no longer trust you. And by extension, I’m not sure I trust your eponymous supporter.
Because you both might do this again. For another good reason. For another good cause. Maybe something else will need help. How about some quick corporate profit?
So let me repeat: I did not plan to write this. I did not think it was needed. Until I saw the response. And who got the blame? The radio station and agency. Sure, they were to blame in the sense that they were complicit. The agency certainly more so for creating the idea. (One of the radio hosts, to his credit, apologized to listeners.)
But the responsibility is not there. They created ideas. The responsibility, ultimate and clear, is with the foundation and the company for which it is named and by which it is supported.
To digress for a moment: the fact is that much too often in Romania I see the idea of ultimate responsibility painfully misplaced. The lowest employees are blamed for bad decisions. Their pay is cut in a simplistic punishment as if they were children granted a weekly allowance.
Why is it so difficult to recognize that it is the responsibility of the owners and managers to ensure that bad things don’t happen? And when they do (because they always do), these adults then accept the ultimate blame, learn from the mistakes, and work to ensure they don’t happen again. It’s like a disease in Romania, blaming the wrong person.
The simple fact is, if you don’t identify the right people as responsible – the companies, the owners, the top politicians – then nothing will change. They will continue to do whatever they want.
So yes, in this case, I understand why the agency was blamed. But that is overly simplistic. The responsibility, finally, is with those who have condoned this and have the power to change it. That’s the foundation and the company. Yet for the dozens of comments, angry and upset, that I saw on the internet, not one – not one single one – thought the company was responsible or should be criticized for this.
I disagree. The fact is I’ve worked at foundations and I’ve worked with many charities. We all knew that any repercussions from a mistake would be felt by the individuals or corporations who sponsored, or funded, or placed their name on the door. They were our boss, perhaps unofficial, but very, very real. Because if companies want the benefit of looking to do good, then they have to accept the risk of things going bad.
So Sensiblu, I want you to fix this. I would like to trust you again. I would like to feel good about shopping in your stores. I would like to know that some of the profit, which comes from my pocket, goes to your foundation that is doing good work.
Because the stated purpose of your foundation is admirable. They are all good causes and I have no reason to doubt the foundation works well. But in this case, they messed up and in truth, it raises serious questions to an outsider as to how well they manage or understand their tasks. A simple recognition that this was not an appropriate way to attract public attention would go a long way towards reassuring the public that the foundation does indeed have the maturity and judgment needed to fulfill its mission.
But you’ve not helped yourself. No, not at all.
So have I cut up my card? No. I considered it. But that seemed a bit dramatic. I have, however, taken it out of my wallet. It will now stay at home and the company’s competitors, which are usually next door, can have all my business. Maybe those companies will take domestic violence a bit more seriously – at least seriously enough not to play with it in some childish stunt.
Some related links from the past month:
March 9 – ProTV, here
March 12 – Sensiblu Foundation, here
March 17 – Blogger Simona Tache, here
March 18 – Blog Pagina de Media, here
by Peter H Frank | Mar 4, 2013 | Business, Politics |
The creation of a successful logo is a mix of skill, luck, talent, intuition, and hard work.
The most important rule, of course, (for almost anything) is “first, do no harm.” You don’t necessarily need to find a perfect shape, color or “feel” that intuitively communicates your product appeal and brand value. You can build that message later. But you do want to avoid confusing your audience or inadvertently associating your brand with an entirely wrong idea. (We’ll get to the ARD logo in a minute.)
Oftentimes, a logo has a meaning that only the company can discern. It tangentially reflects the company’s mission. The golden arches of McDonalds, the green mermaid of Starbucks, the swoosh of Nike do not speak intuitively to customers of the product being sold. Their individual logo value to the public was developed over time with the success of the brand and supported through marketing, the quality of the product, the customer experience, etc. Although the color certainly matters, it is the design in these cases that clearly have dominance.
That is not so true for all logos, however. In other industries, it’s a battle for color. The rental car business in the US is well-known for this. Red is Avis. Green is National. Yellow is Hertz.

The goal of any new logo, then, is to combine it all well: visually capture the strength of the name with an evocative shape supported by a font that “speaks” in the right emotional colors. (This of course, does not include Intel’s five-tone audio logo.)
Or just keep it simple. Build the value later with the right strategy and message. Beyond the talent and luck, it’s really not complicated.
So perhaps there’s nothing more instructive than to see it go wrong.
Here are two of my favorite recent examples of what not to do. [And I welcome your suggestions for others I’ve missed.]
The Doughnut Olympics

Perhaps you can see why I got sudden cravings for chocolate glazed doughnuts and a cup of black coffee last year during the Olympics. The BBC repeatedly ran stories under the theme London Calling, prompting a Pavlovian response in every American who was watching the channel.
And my favorite example:
Twilight Sparkle for President!

I realize that few, if any, Romanians will confuse their country’s new political party with small plastic horses with long flowing hair. But regardless, my suggestion is that unless Twilight Sparkle or Pinkie Pie are indeed running for president, the next political party here should look beyond sweet little hearts and the cute and cuddly fuchsia palette (the one meant to attract nine-year-old girls) when deciding on its brand.